Monday, August 14, 2006

Independence Day musings

Lemme start with an ol' joke.
"A foreign delegation comes to India . Meets the MPs.
One: We are the Single Largest Party. We are in opposition.
Two: We are the Second Largest Party. We support the Govt from outside.
Three: We are the Third Largest Bloc. We also support the Govt from outside.
Four: I am the only MP of our party. I am a cabinet minister.
Five: I didn't win the election. I am the Prime Minister"

So Independent. Any Independent can be a Cabinet Minister !!!

Is winning a Panchayat seat a credit?
It is, if it is won as an Independent.
When will we get freedom from fear?
Hey, I'm not afraid of anything. Aiyyo !!!!

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